30 Jun 09
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one 18 oz. jar of peanut butter
contains approximately 1,100 processed peanuts.
1 Jul 09
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people still use/make flaming skulls?
here’s hoping that web 4.0 disables .gifs for avatars. even if/especially if the user is trying to be ironic.
1 Jul 09
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so it’s canada day?
should i put a loony in my toque as i eat poutine and go watch hockey?
1 Jul 09
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Tacobellini (Fancy Burrito Supreme)
Ingredients:
- 2 Taco Bell Burrito Supremes (beef)
- 1 beef soft taco
- 1 large Sierra Mist
- packets of mild, hot or Fire sauce (to your liking)
- parsley (for garnish)
Think outside the tortilla. Carefully unwrap the Burrito Supremes and soft taco, and extract their stuffings in a bowl. Carefully rinse off each of the tortillas, and then briefly steam them in a steamer to soften and moisten them. Then lay each tortilla on a cutting board and cut circles in it using a small circular cookie cutter, or simply an empty tin can measuring around 2 1/2” in diameter. Take the filling and put a small amount in each small tortilla circle, then fold it in half and pinch it into a tortellini shape. The moisture should keep it sticky enough to stay put. Pile the tortellinis on a plate. Next, cut open and pour the contents of the sauce packets in a measuring cup, then generously drizzle the sauce over the tortellini. Garnish with parsley and serve with Sierra Mist in a wine glass.
GENIUS.
holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap
1 Jul 09
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drinking and drawing
3200 speed b+w (pushed to 6400), 35mm lomo holga blackcorner limited
1 Jul 09
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gpoyw
cuckoobrain took this one and holy jebus i look like the lost gibbs brother/definitely a child of the 70’s edition
see also: rosanna danna
30 Jun 09
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i trust unsubscribe links like i trust booze in mexico
me
i don’t care how awesome and forward you think a company is, chances are good they have some libertarian asshole that posts on digg all the time and considers everyone’s email addresses freegame because the user foolishly agreed to the terms of service/they cull and sell everyone’s “see who else in your addressbook uses this” feature/hand-painted pewter dragons and spawn vinyls are expensive.
bestcase: nobody on the team sells it but they spider mailto.
standardcase: your email isn’t made available but it will get leaked somehow. then it becomes some kind of madoff-level junkbond federal reserve note for the mafioso in russia and china and before you know it you can stop into a pharmacia in mexico and they’ll have your billing address and it’ll cost you an extra $130.00US to get out of the country. plus your luggage and everything in there. they’ll need that, too.
30 Jun 09
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It’s the SUV of rain protection.people that use these sidewalk-wide umbrellas are assholes, and i stab them in the eye with my nimble little pocket umbrella. bigger isnt always better.
but most of the time it is.
or: if you use one of these gigantors, please get used to everyone else with normal-sized umbrellas passive-agressively flicking rain at you off their human-sized umbrellas as you are forced to raise your where the wild things are-sized jerkshield to accomodate bipedal transit.
a grip i knew a long time ago would fake an eye-poke on the sidewalk just to grab one of those big tarp-on-a-sticks out of the hands of whoever and break it over his knee. he particually hated the bulk-import $10 (sunshine price) 16-rib black one with the wooden j-handle.
30 Jun 09
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Firefox 3.5 Final Officially Released! Download at mozilla.com
among the upgrades:
“Bright red dinosaur favicon on Getting Started sent into early retirement”
