October 2007
there is truly nothing better in life than:
a super-plush king-size bed with four huge down pillows and 800 thread-count combed egyptian cotton sheets topped with a supple down blanket. (i find down comforters to be too heavy) seriously, i always feel like i’m nestled within the milky and alabaster bosoms of angels. it’s what i like to call “slack crunk” or “slacker bling”. (and now you all know why i...
just goes to show...
justin: i wish the indy mogul blog was run on tumblr.
the discovery channel needs to quit using the mtv...
“dirty jobs” marathons every damn night are as boring and futile as “real world vs. road rules challenge” marathons. perhaps they’re just looking to capture the attention of the mindless-types for their advertisers on their flagship channel, if so they’re doing right by all involved. fuck it. i’m gonna watch the nova marathon on pbs, where they don’t...
Pee-Pee
If anyone at Next New Networks disagrees with me that we NEED A PING PONG TABLE, please feel free to quit now. add to that list: a muhfucka foosball table.
Watchgood old detroit ghetto house.
does humanity know of peace?
no. too many numbnuts thinking that what they’ve been taught is dictum and edict and it’s therefore validation of such. how much more cyclic can one get? oh my the history and the tomes and the books and the traditions! how could one forget these items and that which has become canon? surely that is a manner of consort conjured from that which seeks to deny the auspice of mannerism...
the rabbit dance song. and even though i have... →
wolves howling and lowing, recorded by the field... →
things that surprise me while watching tv out of...
there’s full-frontal male and female nudity (hoo-haws and low-lows) on some new show on the discovery channel called “last one standing”, and the spotcrunch robot is heavily featured in a visa commercial.
i usually hate music suggestion sites, but this... →
finding out that a recent ex-girlfriend is newly...
kinda weird. especially when one thinks about all the kinky shit she likes to have done to her in bed, coupled by the fact that all of that is now gonna come to a grinding halt. maybe i’ll ask her out for coffee in a year or two…
#8 on the "goddammit" list for nyc residents:
falling asleep on the train and ending up at the end of the line, crossing the platform and heading back towards your destination only to sleep through your stop again and ending up damn near where you started from in the first place. coping mechanism: say “shewt!” or “dang it all…” while booking it across the platform only actual downsides to this scenario:...
on ian being the busiest man at next new networks:
steve: i'm tellin' ya, ian is a sith lord. he uses his anger and his hatred for strength.
