November 2007
“I invented Vince Vaughn.”
– Steve Nelson
hackintosh didn't work properly, will try again...
reinstalling windows for the time being: ms wireless mouse driver: required restart built-in card readers: required restart usb 2.0 driver: required restart windows media player: required restart wireless driver: required restart itunes: no restart, runs after install quicktime: no restart, runs after install oh yeah, and my “for now” bookmarks toolbar only has four things in it....
Texting with Heather
heather: i'm at work trying to avoid doing actual labor.
jared: make your employees have a danceoff. start with either the tango or the cabbagepatch.
heather: we have hammertime on a regular basis.
why the recording industry is a shithole that is... →
your band could be so lucky.
did you know:
that there are whole galleries of television test cards/bars/patterns all over the internet? from this: to to this kind of thing to this new guy BANG! 16:9! google it and spend some time learning, it’s what all those frameless websites were put there for in the first place.
yeah studi0: windows is like a house built of wood treated with termite, roach, and rodent attractants.
[chalky]: freemasons providing the plans to a fortress into the hands of an enemy as they write it...
[chalky]: can't blame me for job security. or irc.
[chalky]: blow up my spot and my team makes your printer not work after your next update.
brevity:
is the key to communication. do not expect anything further regarding this statement.
i have NEVER linked to anything that i found via... →
oh no you didn't.
marco asks: My apologies for the technical flaws of these Meetup photos. There was hardly any room lighting, the speakers’ faces were completely dark, and and they were backlit by a giant bright projection screen. I had to be wide open at f/2.8 and ISO 1600 to get a reasonable speed, and I often had to overexpose by +1 or +2 EV just to get the speakers’ faces to have any definition at all. And I...
the emergency broadcasting system...
four times every night they test it. i don’t remember it going off here in new york city after the first or second plane hit 6 years ago. what the fuck is it for then, really?
texting with heather
heather: I'm trailer training my horse in a dust storm. This is awesome!
jared: The goggles! They do nothing!
heather: I have dirt in my teeth!
Jared: As your attorney, I advise you to swish yr mouth out with sheath smegma.
heather: I just gagged. And i never gag.
texting with heather
heather: He told me i needed to insulate my vagina.
jared: Stick with old-school yellow fiberglass batt insulation. It has great R-value.
heather: That sounds painful.
jared: You'll thank me when it starts gettin' cold outside.
heather: I'm just going to go find a cock instead.
texting with heather
jared: She totally would fuck anything semi alive.
heather: Hahaha oh god yuck. As your attorney i advise you to double bag.
texting with heather
heather: SAVE ME JEEBUS
me: Jeebus says he loves you, but he wants to see other people.
heather: Figures.