October 2007
September 2007
i figured out the only time it is ever ok for a...
you’re an actor, and it has been written into a skit on the chappelle show.
[something profound] [reblogs someone else’s profundity]
one of my favorite quotes ever:
Lady Astor: Mister Churchill, if I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea. Churchill: Madam, were I your husband, I would surely drink it.
shitty realization #137, 624
on youtube: one can better understand the “bell curve” model and its occupants by reading viewer comments.
"Do-It-Your-Fucking-Self"
because sometimes, you know best.
"Home of the only place on the internet to see 50...
ok, so this has me torn with what to think about using the term “mammies” rite thurr. on the one hand, justin flights as an ethereal and ambrosial woodland nymph or with the whimsy and romp of a modernday midsummer night pan. on the other hand… mam·my (măm’ē) n., pl. -mies. Mother. Offensive. A Black nursemaid, especially one formerly in the southern United States.-or...
sorry about that last post,
but i was searching my gmail for a contact from a while back and that list popped up from when i sent it out a year and a half ago to a few concerned people. anyway, it’s got me thinking about the back story now. allow me to induldge… my friend heather out in california trapped a gigantor spider under a glass cup and needed a name for it, and i had just recently seen the hobo-list (by...
the greatest list of nicknames ever.
1. Stewbuilder Dennis 2. Cholly the Yegg 3. Holden the Expert Dreamtwister 4. The Rzav 5. Jack Skunk 6. Jack Skunk Fils 7. Lord Dan X. Still Standing 8. Marlon Fitz-fancy 9. Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire 10. Whispering-Lies McGruder 11. Nit Louse 12. Dan’l Dinsmore Tackadoo 13. Hobo Zero 14. The Silver Jacket Man 15. No-Shoulders Smalltooth Jones 16. Sisterly Brotherly Nabob...
hey montana nutjobs, i'm taking a vacation in...
looks like i’ll take a train out to minneapolis, then drive with my brother out there in his new (to him) V6 manual mazda 6, then survival/time-hike east to west across glacier national park starting from saint mary and crossing the divide around the gunsight pass and following sprague to lincoln creek to west glacier (sixty-some miles in three days at three mph. packing in: a tent, sleeping...
joel-peter witkin
Try as some might, THIS is why analog will always remain superior to digital.
while i was outside the lobby of my building...
some guy waltzes in carrying an attache case and wearing sweatpants. who the hell conducts business in midtown manhattan while wearing sweatpants?!
just when i thought puerto rican and jersey chicks... →
