March 2008
February 2008
your religious relief
you dim bulbs with your palimpsest truth as reason and gathered notion. the winds have always been. as much as you stoke the midnight fire to ward off carnivores and sing out and become a one people against that which skulks out there in the darkness encroached and perhaps growling, you seat yourself amongst those that seek cover from rainstorms. you that afford your place precursor and in that...
so, in essence, i chopped off my hand on friday...
we made a mold of my hand in prosthetic alginate and then cast it in red-dyed ballistics gel, replete with fake bones and a bloodpack and pumping veins. justin shot this faux experimental german art-film wherein i chop the hand off with a gigantic meat cleaver. i ended up busting a huge hole through the fucking table.
the accounts: they are buhleet now.
-friendster -myspace -facebook
white people concern themselves with this level of...
nickdouglas: samreich: My ex-girlfriend put an intense amount of effort into her lowercase-ness. Names and locations were capitalized, but never “I”s or the beginnings of sentences. She also used singular quotes and ampersands. This was a typical email: Sam, i just heard John Mayer’s ‘you’re body is a wonderland’ on the radio & thought of you. ;8—S (uninterpretable emoticon) ~ way too...
fuck america? fair dinkum.
justin: zachklein: Here’s a heads up that I’m giving America my 12-month notice and effectively I’m a free agent — that’s right, I’m accepting best offers from any nation soliciting new citizens. If this is indeed true, God bless ya. The more and more I read about how utterly fucked everything is here, the more I want the carefree life of non-evil overseers. Tax half my money, if you have to, as...
boating:
perhaps the most relaxing pursuit available to humans. from canoes to skiffs to motorboats to sailboats to yachts to cruiseliners, seafairing is the quickest way to divest oneself of foolish burdens. as an obsessive ex-boatowner (sold my 19.5 foot open-bow glasstron tri-hull with a 175 hp outboard merc when i moved to nyc, dang-it), i’ll tell you that those who own a boat are respledent with...
From the memory bank:
screwworm fly and botfly larvae are the two insect infestations i desire least from a physical standpoint, but would be most intrigued with scientifically.
Going to illinois
Also on a un related note, Jesus Jared!, where do you find this shit?-Said In regards to post mortem and baby beauty queens things. well, here’s the thing about finding out silly or oddball internet groups: it seethes amongst us. inflections of pursuit become no longer hidden here, they become reigning aspects of one’s catharsis and seek to convalesce amongst like shuttered and private...
“I think i can say with complete confidence,...
