June 2008
attn new yorkers:
THUNNNDARRRRRR!!! right now. outside. there’s some thunderousness going on.
May 2008
Read at Work →
onefootinthegrave: dailymeh: Amusing idea, but wouldn’t Word work better? (via) clicking this really tosses you for a loop when you use a Mac i just experienced a very temporal feeling of harbored and bridled rage summoning forth anger and derision. i now feel like using a blowtorch and a ballpeen hammer on puppies and kittens.
my liver
has seen better days. holy fuck, that was one hell of a three-day weekend.
Don't talk if you've nothing to say.
luxnightmare: Catty remark: People who compulsively self reveal tend to do so because they have little else of interest to say. the compounded study of this is referred to as projection within the psych community. and i hope that nobody ever figures out that i’m prone to a more hapless and derisive form whilst in the throes of drunken spurts called projective identification and that they...
roommates are out of town wah-hoo!
this means i get to watch pr0n with the volume up.
this day and age we live in. or: pavlovius...
summation of my thoughts as i heard a cell phone go off the other day: “aw! [redacted] had that ringtone as her cellphone’s alarmclock sound! she was so cute. …great, now all i can think about is sex because she used to set her alarm an hour early when i was over so we could bookend our sleep with ‘playtime’. DAMN YOU MOTOROLA!”
nawlia
you don’t go there with a list of shit to do or see. you just walk around having a great conversation with your companion and you walk by a place with neat or holy-cow music eminating from within and you just hop on in and eat some mudbugs and fill up and wander some more and you don’t make it a point to stop by cafe du monde but you stop for coffee as you walk by at one in the morning...
tumblinas: i love looking at tiny animals on fingers. is it wrong to think that baby sloths are way more awesome than people babies? because they are. and they make people babies look like sunburnt junebug larva that have been inflated with an airpump.
cbeth: I feel like I don’t have a ‘thing’. I have a lot of little activities that I enjoy, like drawing/painting/writing/cooking, (not to mention a 9-5 day job) but I don’t feel like I can call myself an ‘enthusiast’ for any of those. I am a perpetual dabbler. Don’t get me wrong, I like having varied interests; it keeps things…well…interesting. However, I still feel like I need a signature...
“Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never...”
– Robert De Niro as “Travis Bickle” in Taxi Driver (via ghostvirus) Here is: True Force. All the King’s Men could not put it back together again. -now listen you screwheads, you fuckers. here is a man that would not take it any more. here is a man that stood up against the scum the cunts the...
How I can tell that I really care about Tumblr?
ali-with-an-i: I was offended when I realised that someone stopped following me. Like, someone say your boyfriend is a wanker offended. (Actually that probably wouldn’t offend, it’d probably be true. I only realise when he is the ex boyfriend) c’mon, it no worse than somebody that you didn’t know in the first place de-friending you on myspace. pfft, whatever on that shit, ya know?...
inky: Mourning Beloveth – Poison Beyond All...
hey nbc,
navagating your shithole of a website in order to access video content is FUCKING UNBEARABLE. and sixty-eight fucking seconds of preroll with ads to come later!? fuck you. and even though i got a “please cease and desist” kind of letter from my internet provider recently that referenced a torrent i had open for one of your shows, i’m going right the hell back to downloading off...
Every day drinking.
alexbalk: Some words for hangover, like ours, refer prosaically to the cause: the Egyptians say they are “still drunk,” the Japanese “two days drunk,” the Chinese “drunk overnight.” The Swedes get “smacked from behind.” But it is in languages that describe the effects rather than the cause that we begin to see real poetic power. Salvadorans wake up “made of rubber,” the French with a “wooden...