March 2009
how tumblrs in nyc work:
just went through 29 pages of tumblr on my iphone (using only edge network) while at a bar by my place, it took three whiskey cokes (one buyback! woo!) for me to unwind/get through it all.
i woke up at 3pm today and worked a freelance gig for like 5 hours for somewhat ok money. the producer was from collegehumor but i had never met her or even heard of her or any of the stuff i was supposed to...
since it's come up tonight,
and someone is posting about it…
leland palmer killed laura. bob the demon made him do it! then he rammed his head into a wall and died. also: a lot of backwards talking and stuff.
the end.
david:
Someone on Foursquare just checked in from “the internet”.
yeah, i’ve been there and it’s kinda wack.
jebus, how much shit do i have to download and...
my first computer was an apple ][+ and all i had to do was stick a diskette into the drive and flip down the lever.
this is BULLSHIT, MAN.
bar…bar…bar…
Fossil of 'ultimate predator' unearthed in Arctic →
philosoraptor:
“Predator X had a head twice the size of Tyrannosaurus rex and its bite had four times the force, at around 15,000 kilograms (33,000 pounds). Its teeth were each around 30 centimetres (1 foot) long.”
Bad. Ass.
better than mutant-huge prehistoric sharks, better than those gigantic flower-child hippies we call whales.
The head of Black and Decker once said, folks don’t buy our products because...
– Michael Gartenberg on the role of operating systems (via DF) (via davidkaneda) (via whatson)
too bad black and decker tools can barely drill a one inch hole in ANYTHING. same goes for skil or panasonic or ryobi or delta (one-time-use before a change in tool).
seriously, try and take a 1”...