July 2009
i trust unsubscribe links like i trust booze in mexico
– me
i don’t care how awesome and forward you think a company is, chances are good they have some libertarian asshole that posts on digg all the time and considers everyone’s email addresses freegame because the user foolishly agreed to the terms of service/they cull and sell...
June 2009
one 18 oz. jar of peanut butter
contains approximately 1,100 processed peanuts.
Jamaican doctors were prompted to issue a warning... →
“There shall not be transmitted through radio or television or cable services, any recording, live song or music video which promotes the act of ‘daggering’, or which makes reference to, or is otherwise suggestive of ‘daggering’,” the Jamaican Broadcasting Commission’s official statement said.
lambada? pffft.
good scary/gory movies?
wanna get some to watch with cuckoobrain this weekend.
plz list your favorites for me?
please exclude the following because i/we’ve seen them recently:
the descent, alien(s), jacob’s ladder, dead alive, cabin fever, slither, dawn/day/night/shaun of the dead, ravenous, army of darkness, pitch black, robocop, let the right one in, rosemary’s baby, the excorcist, the omen, cube,...
Good Christian people, please sell your daughters... →
terryblakey:
(via buttersandwiches)
Is this for real? America slipping back into the dark ages?
nah, this site is kinda old in internet years and definitely fake (they used to have non-blurred pictures up, sad to see those go because they were well culled).
hilarious concept though, kinda like bonsai kittens.
By default the mind is determined to find an external order with which it will...
– An amazing comment posted by Mumblelard in response to this. (via mills)
it’s not a goal because herein there is no need for goals (q: what is the sound of one hand clapping? a: it is the sound of one hand clapping). practice divesting the mind of its tricks and it’s tabula rasa time...
joke time!
q: what did the pig say after he was laying in the sun all day?
a: i’m bacon!
(say it outloud to get it)