reblog the literally billion photos of these beautiful bloggers!
Hey, Peter, I don’t want to be a dick — really — but literally billions? Literally? I like hyperbole as much as the next guy, but this is literally a lie. I can’t believe that made it past the edit desk. Same mistake on the actual reads page.
I tend to find non-countable uses of this forgivable (“that party was literally off the hook”) but if you’re going to say there are literally billions of photos, there had better be billions of photos.
for fuck’s sake pull the stick out of your ass/unbunch yr panties when you see someone obviously playing fast and loose with the english language for humorous effect (as evidenced by the equally erroneous/absurd usage of billion in the singular).
and yes, literally for the sake of fuck. i happen to be close friends with the entire fuck family and they have told me on many occasions that it’s offensive to their being when people try and act like them (id est like a fuck).
olive branch: i will concede to “handegg” over “football”. all other pedantic disputes will be discussed on a case by case basis. here is a drawing of a spirochete.