but i think i’m going to become one of those assholes that smokes a pipe and who’s also really good at word-based games like scrabble and boggle.

also: i used to work at an independent record store when i was in art school and i also owned a boat before i moved to new york city and i own carhartt pants and prefer vinyl.

so i hereby request that someone lines up a 30-30 round into my medulla oblongata if i ever decide to take up sampoernas/djarums/any kretek or bidis.