throw out everything you know about thread-count if you’re shopping for silk sheets. it’s about momme and don’t settle for less than 19 if you plan on doing anything beyond heavy petting.

uncle jared says:

remember to have everyone buff their heels before getting in or they’re gonna snag on the warp and end up bunching the wefts. take it from someone that was dumb enough to consider a bargain at century 21 on acetate satin and who will no longer even buy sateen weave combed egyptian cotton after that. shit’s gross like wet suede or a damp velvet collar on a stiffly dry-cleaned pendleton.