thusly:

30 Jun 09 ∞

nudawn:

fatmanatee:
It’s the SUV of rain protection.
people that use these sidewalk-wide umbrellas are assholes, and i stab them in the eye with my nimble little pocket umbrella. bigger isnt always better.
but most of the time it is.

or: if you use one of these gigantors, please get used to everyone else with normal-sized umbrellas passive-agressively flicking rain at you off their human-sized umbrellas as you are forced to raise your where the wild things are-sized jerkshield to accomodate bipedal transit.
a grip i knew a long time ago would fake an eye-poke on the sidewalk just to grab one of those big tarp-on-a-sticks out of the hands of whoever and break it over his knee. he particually hated the bulk-import $10 (sunshine price) 16-rib black one with the wooden j-handle.

fatmanatee:

It’s the SUV of rain protection.

people that use these sidewalk-wide umbrellas are assholes, and i stab them in the eye with my nimble little pocket umbrella. bigger isnt always better.

but most of the time it is.

or: if you use one of these gigantors, please get used to everyone else with normal-sized umbrellas passive-agressively flicking rain at you off their human-sized umbrellas as you are forced to raise your where the wild things are-sized jerkshield to accomodate bipedal transit.

a grip i knew a long time ago would fake an eye-poke on the sidewalk just to grab one of those big tarp-on-a-sticks out of the hands of whoever and break it over his knee. he particually hated the bulk-import $10 (sunshine price) 16-rib black one with the wooden j-handle.