reasons why i still rock a motorola bag phone:

3.0 Watt transmitter (versus the 0.3W transmitter found in iphones) connects even if i’m inside a cave. or inside target. (not a lot of towers back when these came out, so they had to have hella range).

it’s analog. and if you read my blog, you’ll know that i’m an analog purist.

so take that, suckers.