falling asleep on the train and ending up at the end of the line, crossing the platform and heading back towards your destination only to sleep through your stop again and ending up damn near where you started from in the first place.

coping mechanism: say “shewt!” or “dang it all…” while booking it across the platform

only actual downsides to this scenario: possiblity of a lingering neck crink; sleeping through some bizarro train-drama that defies rationality; ending up in boroughs you swore you would never enter again unless it had to do with seriously important business (bar hook-ups/one-night-stands shall heretofor be recognized and rostered within addendum as per its relationship to or designation within that which is or may come to be deemed: seriously important business)