20 Aug 09

:D

IN THIS VIDEO!

blind guy in his fifties from michigan that loves listening to a shitting video on youtube made by an eighth-grade kid. he’s also a big fan of jvc cameras but needs buying advice. and in case you were wondering about something else during the video (not likely), he also explains how the blind use computers (ex. screenreaders window eyes and jaws). anyway, he says it’s all in fun and he loves poop humor and if you could just upload a video like he likes…

“i would like james or whoever it was to share more of his shits and stuff and even, you know, like have the recorder on. in other words: at the very beginning when he’s walking into the bathroom, hear him put the toilet seat down, and undo his pants, sit down, hear a stream of piss in the water, and a healthy shit. and, you know, hear him doing the whole thing until he flushes the toilet at the very end. i’d like to have it described to me: what’s in the toilet before it’s covered with toilet paper. just kinda fun, you know?”

he also like videos about aviation.

now before you get all riled up about this, be aware that the internet’s top assholes are all over this. like flies on an eighth-grader’s unflushed shit, they’re on this. oh! he gave out his home phone number on several videos, so there’s that (it’s only a matter of time now, etc.). and before you start feeling sympathetic for this gentleman, he’s a teacher (not to mention a coprophiliac). at least for the time being…

…fukkin’ aye. youtube is the wasteland of the wasteland that is the wasteland of people on the internet.

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