standing inside a faraday cage wearing shorts and a t-shirt with a massive tesla coil free-air arcing to the cage from ten feet away (unknown megavolts).

hey, you know what else is a faraday cage? your microwave oven. hey, you know what will also ruin all electronic devices? a nuclear bomb.

so when the time hits and you see the dull orange glow brightening far in the distance as you franticly fill your bathtub with cold water to submerge yourself in before the heat hits, put your ipod and compass in there. hopefully you’ll manage to escape with second degree burns. get to your iodine stockpile immediately after that and start walking to peru.