nikography:

ichneumon wasp

if that was a stinger and not an ovipositor, i would probably just have to end my life right now.

jared’s thoughts:

could you imagine if it impregnated humans? like it lands on you while you’re sleeping and sinks the whole fucking thing into the soft flesh above your collarbone and spurts the entire contents of its thorax right into your lungs, where the wasp larvae nest in your bronchioles and feed on the tissue until they hatch and fly out of your mouth?

addendum: cuckoobrain and i have just launched “fuckyeahbees”, a repository of all things stingery