One Less Fixie / Sybren Stüvel
these one less fixie kids on flickr need an iron bar to the skull.
i’ll tangent here and say that they embody much of the reason i abhor the usage of flickr. see, these gear-heavy sluts to gizmo marketing are by no means proffers of a trade, i saw the same shit when i worked at a bike store over a dozen years ago. every once in a while, some gram-shaver (someone that would drop $900US to get new double-butted spokes and titanium nipples that shave off 11 grams per wheel) would saunter in with the theory that his currency invested in gear would outweigh his ineptidute come race-time.
and while i’m at it in regards to efficiency, employ your girlfriend’s favorite “private-time” dildo instead of your own cock the next time you bed down. chances are good that she’ll prefer your choice of implement as per her own ease of enjoyment, and i trust that you’ll be pleased by your pick even though you never got to fuck her or come as a result.
because the gear is far more related to the result of its implementation than it’s functioning, right?!
tl;dr: people that spend their time mathing out gear-ratios and chain lengths on their bike over just riding it are likely shitty when it comes to foreplay and are the type to just rush it when they step into a pedal.
