superdoofus-stratodrive asked: train A leaves buttsville at 8:13:678845am (-12 gmt), traveling with an acceleration rate of 13,253.76 points/second/second until it hits a constant speed of 75.645 mph towards dickland park. train B leaves dickland park (-3 gmt) at the same time, heading toward buttsville with an acceleration rate of 10,467 mm/second/second until it hits a constant speed of mach 1.3984. if the distance between the two towns is 3,560,958,720 picas, what time (+82 gmt) do the two trains slam headfirst into each other?

kat answered: the answer would be go fuck yourself jared.