kingofalldetectives:

KG, I don’t want you to be sad. Here, look at these throwing cards. The ends are made of metal, so when you throw them at someone you can cut their throat open. After they are dead you can play solitaire in the peace and quiet. I think this is a good way to kill off your roommate. When you are in court they will have to say you killed someone with a deck of cards. That’s sort of cool, in my opinion.